how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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