I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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