Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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