Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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