He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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