it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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