Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I could fuck to npr.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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