come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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