ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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