If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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