You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday