Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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