I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?