About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
what food is Colorado known for?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am