i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.