i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I CAN MOONWALK!
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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