No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
