Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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