you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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