I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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