Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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