Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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