I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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