I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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