i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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