He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
