How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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