Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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