I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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