So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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