Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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