I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion