i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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