he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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