i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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