Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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