Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Can I color on your dick again?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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