Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
