just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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