If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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