i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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