i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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