I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
youre lurking in front of me
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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