I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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