Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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