i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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