I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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