i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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