Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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