I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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