My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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