And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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