My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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