If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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