My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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