why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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