i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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