i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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