are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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